abookwormcalledellie:

thewafflemonster:

You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.

Does that mean colour is like

a pigment of your imagination.

YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

monasticmaestoso:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:

Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

hostili-tea
obscuri-tea
feminini-tea
masculini-tea

so much tea

is this the real life or is it just fan-teasy wait fuck um

(Source: deadlyponies)

(Source: padalekki)

karkachu:

cobaltbolt:

karkachu:

To everyone adding me, my gate is currently open since the bug-off is going on so I can’t do anything important or notable.

Feel free to stop by!

And please bring me fruits if you can please please

orange you glad you have oranges

I SAID GET OUT

Am I driving you bananas?

karkachu:

To everyone adding me, my gate is currently open since the bug-off is going on so I can’t do anything important or notable.

Feel free to stop by!

And please bring me fruits if you can please please

orange you glad you have oranges

karkachu:

cobaltbolt:

karkachu:

I need more fruits for my town sob

i guess it’s cherry important to you 

GET OUT

Someone’s not very peachy

karkachu:

I need more fruits for my town sob

i guess it’s cherry important to you 

ravenmgee:

twofingerswhiskey:

the-world-today:

The Paradox Axe

this makes me so angry

the fact that they didn’t call it a paradaxe makes me angrier than the actual axe

ginger-ohsnap:

BUT GUYS LISTEN

THE KALOS REGION IS BASED ON FRANCE

“POKEMON AMIE” IS A FRENCH PUN

POKEMON + “MON AMI” (“MY FRIEND”)

HOLY SHIT

wallabri:

i’ll just show myself out

varldslighet:

varldslighet:

I CAUGHT A SHINY PILOSWINE

I NICKNAMED IT PILOSHINE

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

magical-history-genius:

michelleisnotonfire:

theonewhowrites:

loki-dokey:

postordiea:

bendydicks:

You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.
And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like
oh just kiss already

WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP

GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS

Bramerica.

#LIBERTEA

LIBERTEA

solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

iamthewolff:

veluet:

say it to my face bro

i fucking deer u

I’M SCREAMING